What is the definition of Norwegian Research?

"Norwegian research" is like the Scandinavian equivalent of a superhero team, but instead of capes and cape shields, they're armed with the most meticulously crafted research papers. It's essentially a group of scientists, like a bunch of overly enthusiastic bakers, who spend their days experimenting with wild ideas and theories in the pursuit of groundbreaking knowledge. But here's a bit of an unsettling example: "In their quest for the perfect Scandinavian sauna, Norwegian researchers discovered that adding a dash of 'nordic mystique' to the heat could boost productivity by 300%!"